An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.

Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.

by Madkso June 23, 2018

Baking an ass

Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.

I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.

by Moist Bones Damp Socks October 8, 2020

Faggot ass nigga

What most Black people are, if they don’t do interracial, and preferred to date other Black people only.

Black men who date Black women only are faggot ass nigga.

by LinkxPeach July 21, 2025

Girls ass

Something you will never eat

Friends: eat a girls ass
Me: IM TRYING☹️

by Bebga February 10, 2022

ass-cheese

a janky little cheese charcuterie board that looks like ass

“are you going to bring the ass-cheese to the picnic?”

by birthy’s pearl headband March 31, 2021

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

Ass wipe

A female version of a dumb ass; one who only thinks about themselves.

This ass wipe needs to learn some damn manners.

by Com mon Knowledge September 7, 2023