LOOK AT MY LIFE

A self obsessed person who constantly posts everything in their lives on social media.

That new girl at the gym annoys me, she's a "LOOK AT MY LIFE".

by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021

My pockets ache

Having too much anal sex that your butt hurts

Girl, list night was so great that my pockets ache now!!

by Banannaboo33 September 12, 2017

My Worldds

You.

Hayley: “Hey Dani what’s My Worldds?”
Dani: “You guys.”
Hayley: “Wdym?”
Dani: “The people in “The Flaming Four.”
Hayley: “Ok, ty”
Dani: “np <3”

by steph246 September 4, 2021

Not In My Son Syndrome

The phenomenon where parents who, despite initially stating their hypothetical acceptance in the case their children are LGBTQ, immediately reject their children based on their identity.

Mother (in 2010) to her 14 year old son: "I'll accept you for who you are!"
That same son (in 2013): "Mom, I'm gay."
Mother (in 2013): "Get the fuck out of my house."
This is a textbook example of Not in my Son Syndrome occuring.

by acandletimer September 8, 2022

run my top

Term for "you're my bitch now", and to give head to the person who said this to you.

Friend one: run my top

Friend two: no Jennifer i don't want to

Friend one: u my bitch tho...

by Jenni.fer May 27, 2019

Do ma my

mother fucker or fuck your mom

yo mum got a big ass, I fuck yo mum last night and it felt WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Do ma my

by Phat pussy victor June 15, 2018

stick my sock in some soup

when you’re about to clock out and go to bed

guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup

or the sock has been souped

by ghostlover3000 September 4, 2020