tall tree lookin ass

Someone who is tall asf.

"I'm short so get your tall tree lookin ass out of my way."

by Littletyke May 19, 2017

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what a wonderful ass

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

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My Ass Is On Fire

Impotence
Boomerang
I'll stab you (I'll stab you, stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?

You knew all along, god damn it
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate

Fuck, what you looking at fuck?
What you looking at fuck?
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
It's beyond my control, it's beyond my control
It's beyond, oh, I'm coming

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Boo
Boo

Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring

Excuse me, I am lost, please help me
对不起，我迷路了，请帮忙

Will there be anything else, Mister Bungle?
No, that's fine Carl, thank you
So you see Mister Bungle, Dylan's fucking up your whole campaign
He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials
Will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign

Well, that's very interesting
I never thought too much of Dylan, now that you mention it
And I'm starting my own agency Mister Bungle
I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey
I'll bet you could, what you say is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting

Oh, Mister Bungle, I didn't know you were interested
And you will give me your account for my new agency?
Later honey, we'll talk business later
Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body, ah

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023

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