Slimey snail dick

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female

Man go eat slimey snail dick bitch

by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

vacation dick

A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.

boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.

by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016

military dick

A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.

That Sebastian kid has a real meaty military dick.

by ahgetawayfromme June 4, 2020

Dick pic

Dick pic something you send your sister2

My brother sent me a dick pic and it was big as fuck I'd like to suck it
I sent a dick pic to my sister and now she wants to blow me

by BlackNiggerFromAfrica January 21, 2019

National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.

Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out

by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

small dick

Dick under 9 inches that can not pleasure women

NiceGirl_❤️ and randomdude69 are having sex together (sorry is your name is one of the above)

NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot

by Smal dic October 22, 2019

sick as a dick

Another idiom for sick as a dog
Feelinf very unwell,

That guy's sick as a dick

by gilfaizoncharmedimsure June 12, 2018