Luckier than a sucked dick

Very fortunate, extreme luck, #blessed , fortunate if this is ever how you feel

Boy, you sure are luckier than a sucked dick

by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020

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Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020

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Dick Rager

Experiencing one or numerous penis for hours on end.

Aimee hadn’t had sex for along time so lastnight she went on a real Dick Rager with the neighbor.

by Rwhaha November 21, 2020

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Dick Van Dyke

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.

Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris

by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020

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The most sexiest part of the male body it holds the mans power and dignity it holds the piss and cum when it is active or when the man turns on it grows big and forms a bulge or a sexy thing it is also named the penis or the cock also in sexy ways the third leg behind it is the balls

Boys with no shirts what is the sexiest part of us

Everyone our dick

by Real mand November 22, 2020

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