Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

by Fing Fang Foom September 23, 2019

Smh my head

to express general dissatisfaction

My friend didn't show up to the function today, Smh my head.

by 7zipLunch February 9, 2025

Fluffing my oats

When someone or something is getting you all agitated.

Republicans are really fluffing my oats these day's

by BigGCount February 23, 2017

Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025

My Dear My Darling

David Allen Holliday

You are my dear my darling my everything

by Hollidays.bitch March 24, 2024

my week with Marilyn

one's encounter with a celebrity

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience. wow. Now, I think I'll go to journalism after graduation.

by Sexydimma February 15, 2013

googetty my geshwargen

Slang. It literally means the act of having sex. It’s from season 4 episode 21 of family guy. Quagmire says that for the reason why he married the maid.

Maid: why did you marry me? Quagmire: so you can googetty my geshwargen!

by B-rizzle June 18, 2019