Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015

Siamese Dick

When you become stuck together during sex. Can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.

Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?

Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.

by MerpyMoo August 30, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Chicken dick

A guy who can't last more then 10 seconds.

Omg my boyfriend has a chicken dick, he only lasted like 7 seconds

by Boo-ster October 5, 2017

Volcano Dick

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.

How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.

by ggnoodles July 23, 2018

National Dick Pic Day

Friday 9th December is national dick pic day-

National Dick Pic Day- Send a pic to your friends to make them laugh!

by Spectacularman24 December 6, 2022

Dick Hogger

a guy who wont allow the world to enjoy his dick like he knows they all want him to

Guy 1: Dude that girl totally wanted your dick!
Guy 2: I know, whatever.
Guy 3 (off in the distance and under his breath): What a dick hogger...

by Oliver Woodstock October 16, 2011