large dick

something that you don't have, you small dick

you just don't have a large dick

by big dick ass bitch niga September 27, 2023

computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

vacation dick

When you take dick from anything with good looks. You don't need to keep his so size doesn't matter in this situation.

That guy from the beach was so hot but the vacation dick was eh...

by MissM June 17, 2016

Urban Dick

A person from the hood who believes to be intelligent but is really just a dick.

Guy: Dog, dont you know the president is a member of the illuminati? You need to stay informed homeboy!
Guy2: stop being an urban dick.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019

Neighbor’s dick

The dick that your neighbor penetrates you when you come around and help him

-Oh my god, my neighbor’s dick is huge!

-I know right?

by Aguyfromgreece December 5, 2022

On everybody dick

A person who is thirsty, that always needs attention. Someone that is always trying to hang out with others for “clout” or fame

Damn she stay on everybody dick
Damn bro get off my dick

by Thatloverguy19 September 21, 2020

dick

dick. otherwise known as a guy's you-know-what. something that literally noone finds attractive, even straight women. men, i hate to burst your bubble, but if your girlfriend has ever said "i like how it looks" shes lying. its ugly and disgusting. the word dick can also be used to describe a person who is being rude/mean, ie someone named aiden.

"wanna see my dick?" -example number 2:- "you're being a dick aiden"

by i fucked ur mom bruh July 27, 2021