Rustwood Tree

A large, sturdy tree that grows only on mountains and thrives near bodies of water. Its leaves have magical properties that when smoked reveal the meaning of life.

Person #1: "Dude, that's got to be the biggest and coolest tree I've ever seen."
Person #2: "That's a Rustwood Tree, let's smoke the leaves and be super wise!!"

by ohbeejuankaknowbee April 6, 2011

tree huggin

A person who hugs/humps trees in order to sexually satisfy themselves.

Miriam is such a tree huggin dyke! She hugs trees to get off.

by Kirky Deez April 22, 2011

Tree Mugger

The opposite of a Tree Hugger; One who hates the environment, litters, does not recycle, does not believe in Climate Change or Global Warming, ect.

Jimmy is such a Tree Mugger! He Leaves his Hot Cheetos bags all over the ground!

by K-Song May 2, 2011

Tree Roofing

The act of building/placing a synthetic/organic christmas tree apon the roof of a public building.Then all members partake in shitting under the tree, leaving a hot steamy pile of gifts.

Ex: Dude we went tree roofing all night, Ive never shitted so much in my life.

by June & Legik December 13, 2010

Tree Fudge

noun-When bark from a tree is taken and mixed with melted chocolate, it makes Tree fudge.

what are you eating?
Oh just some tree fudge I made the other day

by renterphone123 December 14, 2010

Following the Christmas tree

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.

by slofloat December 24, 2010

Tree Camo

Another word for the Mossy Oak pattern camoflauge.

"I want some of that tree camo! What's that stuff called?'

by SUPVENGENZ October 8, 2010