Jewely

The definition of everything beautiful, funny, and outgoing. Yes they are messed up in the head but it makes them such better company.

Jewely is my shawty.

by HaroldGregoryVII November 21, 2021

Bailey Jew

A person who is ignorant and annoying, commonly lives in texas.

Person 1: Look at that bailey jew disgusting

by Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold November 6, 2021

Jew Fish

A tasty delicacy with a funny name

“Yo yo I am the Jew fish salesman”

“Please leave me alone”

by Crack boy smokeSage November 6, 2021

jews

a jew is someone who was disliked by a tiny man with a ugly mustache

soldier: ZE JEWS ARE IN ZE ATTIC!!!!
*gunfire*

by simerboy November 16, 2021

The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.

Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.

by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021

Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

by Steven rain October 10, 2021

Jews

What you put on your feet.
To take a healthy shower.
A form of cooking.

Ha mom get my Jews.

by anonymous September 28, 2021