Dylan

Baddest b that ever did exist. DK from seventeen will fall in love with him. He always farts too loud and loses at all Mario party games. Is not funny at all and gets upset about it, so make sure to fake laugh. Dresses well and will show up to any event fitted, even if it means you look bad. All cats hate him and for good reason. One time he pissed himself at Seafood City. Has a nic addiction but will only smoke stupid flavors like watermelon bubblegum bitch. Listens to music that no "one has heard before" its Lany.

"Dang what was that smell?"

"Oh that was just Dylan... his farts always be stinking up the place."

by badbitties May 19, 2022

Dylan

dylan, the bestest of friend you'll ever have,

the most loving boy you'll meet, if you meet a boy named dylan, keep him, hes the most loyal, comforting person youll meet,,
he will be an amazing boyfriend, he will take care of u, and he will be so protective,,
he might get annoying,, but he is sure the hottest boy you'll meet, the most loving, charming, handsome overall perfect boy,

how is dylan so cutee??

by froggoeee July 8, 2021

dylan

dylan on the outside is an amazing person... but in reality, dylan is a bitch, he's racist, he guilt trips, and is an overall shitty person.

dylan is a cunt

by haddles. April 13, 2022

F80 Dylan

a mother fucker who wont stay up one night to call me

f80 dylan is a wigger

by f80dylanhater February 27, 2025

Dylan R

A Legit pussy destroyer

if you meet him he will steal your girl

if you are a girl. he will fuck you by the end of the day

often plays league of legends

Grill #1: Omg Who is that guy hes so hot

Grill_Catfish #2: Yeah hes Such A Dylan R

by Swagmudkip February 22, 2017

Dylan

A nice guy, but can sometimes be a bitch. Likes to pick on people named Jayda. Will overall be there for you.

“Dylan”

by adyaj April 2, 2020

Dylan

Kid who rapes children and poops in there eyelids

that dude is such a Dylan

by debitcard1 November 21, 2021