Wild hairy bob

A wild hairy bob is a beast that no man can tame. He is a creature that is half man and half squatch.

Rumor has it that the Wild Hairy Bob was once caught and tied up naked inside a barn.

Wild Hairy Bob

by SquatchBeliever288 July 25, 2016

Big Booty Bob

Big Booty Bob is someone who has a big booty and is not a ho(e). Hence the bob. They have morals and don't bother with 'going around'.

Person1: Do you see that girl over there?
Person2: Which one? The one with the big booty?
Person1: Yeah that's Big Booty Bob.
Person2: Why Big Booty Bob?
Person1:because she has her life together and doesn't go around.

by Rozer_Vivs July 27, 2016

Bob's your monkey

An alternate version of the classic expression bob's your uncle.

who's your uncle?
i don't know but "Bob's your monkey"

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch May 3, 2011

Henning Head Bob

the act of nodding your head, in agreeance with a comment. comparatively to a bobble head, but not as bouncy, well... maybe a little bounce. usually the henning head bob follows with an "alright" or "umm".

me: "hey man, how's your day going?"
not alan: "good man, just got my borla exhaust put on, and bought a new tactical shotgun"
me: "you said that yesterday"
not alan: "alllllllllllllll-right" *Henning Head Bobs head*

by throat_yogurt69 October 12, 2020

Bottle cap Bob

A gross Uncle who puts bottles in his ass and hits them with a hammer until they break. Resulting in numerous ass surgery's

Bottle cap Bob is in the hospital once again for his ass play fetish with bottles.

I wonder if he can open a Corona

by missispokes April 28, 2009

Mista Big Bob

Mista Big Bob is a strain/brand of K2 Spice that was popular in the southern united states in the late 2000s. Its packaging featured an image of gangster spongebob holding a wad of money and wearing a luxurious pimp outfit. It was notoriously potent and caused several hospitalizations, with several users experiencing convulsions, muscle spasms, and stuttering after smoking a small amount.

Dwayne: fuck school nigga, blow mista big bob

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Bob The Purple Cow

The biggest Asshole on the planet

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow

by hamturkey May 16, 2017