Bottle cap Bob

A gross Uncle who puts bottles in his ass and hits them with a hammer until they break. Resulting in numerous ass surgery's

Bottle cap Bob is in the hospital once again for his ass play fetish with bottles.

I wonder if he can open a Corona

by missispokes April 28, 2009

Sparkler

A bunch of beers

Time for some Sparklers.

by missispokes May 06, 2012

beer neck

The fat pouch under the chin of a girl who always parties.

Look at that beer neck on Shelly. She's such a bar whore

by missispokes April 19, 2009

Hooded blindfold

Having a girl give you head why you are driving to your house so she won't know where you live.

I gave Melissa a Hooded blindfold so I won't have to worry about her stalking me.

by missispokes April 28, 2009