When you can only think about perfect stimulants because you had been on a marathon filled with drugs and overinflated genitals in porn. Being trapped in a fake-hype.
by mefistofelesiskis February 2, 2022
Get the Ringing query mug.That was stupid but she prolly munched his dick like a sammich. Kelsey to Mr. Ring, AKA Koty aka cats
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
Get the Mr. Ring mug.by FireTruckMC February 13, 2022
Get the Croc ring mug.An engagement ring that a much older sponsor (ex. sugar daddy, sugar mommy, or glucose guardian) uses to propose marriage to a much younger sugar baby or gold digger.
Did you hear about Emma? Her sugar mommy is like 40 years older than her, so I was shocked when I saw her wearing an elden ring on her finger!
"That's nothing. The ring that Blake has is from when he married a sugar daddy that was 80 years older than him. That old dude died the night after the wedding. That's a REAL elden ring."
"That's nothing. The ring that Blake has is from when he married a sugar daddy that was 80 years older than him. That old dude died the night after the wedding. That's a REAL elden ring."
by Too tired to choose March 30, 2022
Get the Elden Ring mug.Dude 1: You know that game Mid ring?
Dude 2: Oh you mean Elden Ring, yeah what about it.
Dude 1: It's a copy and paste of dark souls 3, but there's one new move, jump.
Dude 2: Mid Ring...
Dude 2: Oh you mean Elden Ring, yeah what about it.
Dude 1: It's a copy and paste of dark souls 3, but there's one new move, jump.
Dude 2: Mid Ring...
by fatmanfullofhate April 10, 2022
Get the Mid ring mug.by conkersbaddddddddddddddddddddd December 29, 2020
Get the lord of the rings mug.Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!
by KingLucifer January 17, 2021
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