Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.

"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜

by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023

Pirate

Describing someone who keeps abusing copyright laws. See piracy.

The owners of that football team who copied their logo from Real Madrid are fucking pirates.

by Ritzrandom December 12, 2022

Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets

We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates

by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023

vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade

person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022

Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.

"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."

by autisticpirate October 12, 2025

pirate headache

A headache that takes place only behind one eye.

I've got a pirate headache behind me eye. Arrrrgh.

by Ultimatepacker April 28, 2017

pirate ship

A house or apartment inhabited by mostly men; like a frathouse or a trap house

Girl 1: How was your date last night? Did he take you home?
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah but he lives on a total pirate ship...

by Fluffbutt May 12, 2018