pirate feet

What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

Pirate

One of the most badass people in the world, they sail seas, drink ale and rum, and their worst enemy is the ninjas.

Beware of them, they quite often get what they want, and almost never fail.

Yar har. I be a Pirate.

by Vulpis Malos September 15, 2016

Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

Land Pirate

A highway pig that will not only rob you of your possessions, but your rights.

The land pirate hides to catch people speeding to generate state revenue.

by Gorehound92 December 30, 2020

Pirates cannon

It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon

Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”

by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025

pirates den

A pirates den is what you call a womans vagina after 2 or more men are inside it.

After the party last night me and my bro made maya into a pirates den.

by NodickRick April 24, 2018

Kyle pool pirate

Big meanie who is chicken to play others in basketball because he is bad at it

Kyle pool pirate is a big meanie he thinks he cool

by big_dog33 August 1, 2021