sam x max

yaoi😍😍🥰🥰🥰😘🥰😘🥰😘🥰🥵🥵🥵🥵

sam x max is best ship

by Saltitheidiot August 15, 2024

Max

A Max is a sweet and caring guy. He may be reserved or introverted, but he always listens and he will always be there for you. He’ll go to parties with you simply because he knows you want to go, and he’ll follow you on any crazy adventure. He’s so incredibly funny and has a family guy reference for any event in life. A Max cares for you, is there for you, his support is always felt. He may have gorgeous grey eyes, he’s tall and so incredibly handsome. He will love the same dogs as you, introduce you to incredible music, cook you meals and go on hikes with you. Perhaps he won’t even be aware of it, but through his own love he will give you the most incredible gift of all: the ability to love yourself. I hope that Max finds the same happiness in his partner, that his partner finds in him.

Person 1: I just started dating this incredible guy. He’s so hot and so sweet to me, I love the way he always supports me!

Person 2: Is his name Max?

Person 1: How did you know?:)

by Basilbutter November 21, 2021

pheromone maxxing

The act of not showering with the belief that doing so will increase their pheromones leading to a level in which they'll attract the opposition gender or preferred gender

"Matthew was pheromone maxxing to hopefully get a date"

by MecaBlox April 24, 2024

fit maxing

The act of wearing your freshest outfit and dopest accessories simply to portray that you get bitches and/or have clout.

Josh: hey did you see Chad over there?
Andrew: yeah, he’s totally fit maxing for this party tonight!
Josh: I know and he’s still going to leave with no bitches

by AsteezyB February 22, 2025

Rope-maxing

Edging for an extended period of time to increase the length of cum ropes.

Or

The act of suicide by hanging.

I've been rope-maxing for a week, Katie's in for a treat.

You should rope-max yourself

by Goosel October 14, 2024

max rule

A handsome, teenage boy who always gets the girls. Extremely large penis which ranges between 10 - 15 inches. Always cares about girls and can become very good friends with them without sexual feelings.

Max Rule

by AwesomeDude1234 October 23, 2013

Max Bloom

Adj. An unforgivable slur

"He looks like Max Bloom"
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022