train check

When woman approaches a man she does not know and grabs his genitals outside of his pants, as if assessing size.

I was over at Derek's house yesterday and his mom Sheryl totally train checked me!

by Don Rather September 29, 2022

Oil Check

Something you tell Lady Erin Brant during a So Bad It's Good episode to totally break her into dying of laughter!

Dave: Erin, it's called an Oil Check! (motioning sticking his thumb up a butt)

Erin: (dying of laughter) No it's not! Is it?!!!

by RekEighty October 6, 2022

Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

by quietbanana October 6, 2022

BREAK CHECK

when you BREAK CHECK

Caeden: *Moves car*
Regan: "BREAK CHECK!"

by Gyat City October 9, 2022

P Check

Typing the letter 'P' in someone's browser's address bar and exposing all their pornography habits

Alejandro: Ey bro lemme give u a P check
Khawaja: nah bruh I'm clean just cleared my history

by Adly The First January 13, 2022

Asshole Check

Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.

"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."

by Victor Medvil May 15, 2022

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021