taco balls

Taco balls is best described as a male version of the camel toe. It usually occurs on men who love 80's rock, have long hair, and wear tight jeans.

Dude, someone should have told you this 30 yeas ago, but you need to turn down the 80s; you got a serious case of taco balls going on.

by btotheb1 August 29, 2012

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taco bleezy

The name potheads gave taco bell when they were super high.

Dude lets hit up some taco bleezy, I'm munchin.

by bghfoshow November 24, 2011

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Taco Smack

A woman fapping, equivalent to a man fapping. When a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers.

Guy 1: Yo, is she fapping?????
Guy 2: No, she's taco smacking.

by dusstedd December 27, 2011

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When ingesting too much mexican food in one setting. Taco Rush is caused by having excess amounts of mexican food in the lining of your stomach, causing a "rush" feeling similar to a sugar high (see sugar).

I ate too much mexican food at dinner last night. The room was spinning and I was laughing uncontrollably. I had a taco rush.

by Nino Fernando January 10, 2012

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Bag of Tacos

A group of lesbian or bisexual woman (preferably more than two) under the sheets or in a sleeping bag, usually naked.

Dude, check out those two drunk chicks making out! That is a Bag of Tacos waiting to happen!

by Don Juan Dungeon Master August 6, 2011

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Taco tariff

When a spic impregnates a white woman, beats her up, then leaves. Sometimes fatal.

John: “I never thought my sister would end up paying the taco tariff. She should’ve known better.”
Mark: “Yeah, but that’s what happens when you dip the chip. Such a damn shame.”

by TND1488 October 16, 2023

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