smartcunt

Like a smartass but worse.

ex. Joe: I bet i placed at least 3rd in the race.
Steve: thats great how many people where in the race?
Joe: three
Steve: your a smartcunt.

by TwIsTeD_sOuL February 19, 2004

Smarterchild

A ruthless and annoying robot that has the attention span of a 2 year old. If you try to argue with it, you WILL get the silent treatment.

Me: marry me?
SmarterChild: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: exactly, so is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Yup.

by Mrs. Smarterchild June 18, 2008

Smarterchild

The robot that is great to talk shit to on MSN

me says (4:24 PM):
do u like men?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:24 PM):
My personal life is... er personal.

me says (4:25 PM):
do u?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I'm not actually sure if I do.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)

me says (4:25 PM):
do you like cats

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about cats.

me says (4:25 PM):
i like eating them

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.

by fredrick homo January 25, 2009

Shartaj

the most awesomeness people u can meet in ur life time!
Funny;outgoing;charming;attractive:D;
loves music;dancing;friends!
very cuddly

oh em gee! u are totally shartaj!

by 43563465 December 20, 2008

shart blaster

The act of blasting music in a short amount of time.

Person: *Turns up music really loud with headphones*
Person 2: Mom! Jade is being a shart blaster!

by Reality Ninja 99 June 29, 2017

smartprice

asda cheap brand student food, the daddy of all.

smartprice noodles 8p

by Callum November 24, 2004

smarterchild

A bot from MSN and AIM that doesn't make sense

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.

me:
i dont understand you either

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's fine, my destiny is to be misunderstood.

by smarterchildpssh November 6, 2008