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Russian Alligator

When you pull out of a girl who is laying prone as you are having sex with her, you cum on your stomach and chest. She lays there until it dries then she picks it off and eats it like potato chips.
If you love me, you would do the Russian Alligator
by PEEGARGLER September 13, 2025
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Russian blitz

Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value
Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.
by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024
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Wet Russian

A drink consisting of Vodka that is heated to at least 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”

Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”

Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
by Joe E C June 17, 2022
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Russian Butt-Touch

When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.
Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.
by Dengus69 August 3, 2016
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russian proposal

A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her
Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal
by sukkon September 29, 2022
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russian mosquito

When a woman is eaten out while on her period.
Dude, I went down on my girl last night and I was like a fucking Russian mosquito.
by kat-geo May 26, 2016
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Russian Snack

A (slang) term which describes the action of intimate oral activities such as kissing, oral sex etc., partaken with a close relation, i.e. close or near family. Most commonly shared out of sight and/or in secrecy.

The term was likely concieved on the internet in communities relating to questionably legal porn sites.
"Was watching telly with my sissy and she said she was feeling hungry, so we went and had a Russian Snack."

"I didn't like most of the food at the party, luckily mum had a Russian Snack saved for me out the back"

"Darn it! We're outta fried pickles, and your mom just drove to town.. Quick Hannah, grab the moonshine, lets have a Russian Snack"
by I-Dont-Have-A-Proper-Pseudonym January 13, 2017
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