Piss Jelly

The congealed substance normally found on toilet bowls and surrounding floor areas, normally occurs 2 years after last bleaching. Not to be confused with jelly and ice cream

I just wiped my arse and got piss jelly up my hand!

by Wivverswwww22 May 19, 2016

Posh Piss

The act of a male sitting to pee, ending in a poop 50% of the times.

- Why did you took so long in the toilet?

- I took a posh piss to rest my legs a bit.

by wellffshit August 24, 2017

Gatling Piss

The Ability to full auto piss, in a firearm fashion.

OH NO JOHN IS USING GATLING PISS AGAIN!

by Capitalist Monke May 11, 2021

Piss fiddle

Another word for a mans penis, dick,cock etc.

TJ’? Yeah I know him...heard that kid sucks a mean piss fiddle.

by Mowtown June 6, 2018

mud piss

When you're mid-piss and you start to crown a shit

Sorry I took so long, I was having a mud piss

by KW_Reggie June 27, 2019

Farty-piss

Used when describing something, in relative agreeance of the subject, without having any clue what the heck you, or they are talking about.

"I want one of those tables made with all those beercaps."
"You mean an old Farty-piss table?"
"Yeah, an old Farty-Piss table dude!"

by Tronnn February 4, 2010

Piss Gutter

Noun. A middle part in the hair, often meant to channel piss during a golden shower.

Damn I really like that chick but look at that piss gutter.

by Zyzzles November 29, 2020