phone

your parents blame everything on this machine

me: My arm got shot!

mom: It's because of that damn phone!

by YulTheWizard January 29, 2020

Phone hand

1. What gen Z calls their dominant hand

2. A cramp in your wrist from using your phone

-Which of these beers is yours?
-The one in your phone hand.

I spent all night texting Andre and got phone hand so bad I couldn’t hold a fork today.

by Amchurches May 13, 2023

android phone

a paperweight that belongs in the 2013 mac pro; so horrible and slow its comparable to rotting natural matter and animal waste, its truely pieces of sh

android phones belong in the 🗑️

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024

Milk phone

When your phone battery gets down to 1% or 2%

Yeah buddy I'll give you a buzz here shortly.

You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!

by Maxwell65 June 3, 2019

Phone tuff

Someone who sits in the living room threatening people.

You know what you are mate your phone tuff, weak and gay at the same time.

by Dave steenson September 10, 2019

droid phone

An evolution from a phone or iPhone

My phone evolved into a droid phone!
Evolved into a Note 5 from an iPhone 5s!

by LemurLover6 August 17, 2016

Phone is in the fridge

When you’re friend is MIA and won’t text the group back.

Friend 1: hey has Brett texted you back lately?
Friend 2: no, I think his phone is in the fridge

by Fuhfuh June 29, 2018