Jack Papernick

He is the gayest guy you will ever meet. He only has one tiny whit ball, and his cock is less than 1 mm long.

No one wants to fuck a Jack Papernick.

by 123ffj123 September 20, 2018

rock paper soccer

kinda like rock paper scissors... it’s a philly thing.

we gotta rock paper soccer it out to figure out who gets front seat.

by maddog68 March 18, 2019

sans paper

paper with a hint of comedy in it, has to have a joke on sand paper

Person 1: Wanna hear my sans paper?
Person 2: sure
Person 1: What do you get with a cow with no legs?
Person 2: Ground Beef.
Person 1: you got me man

by Your_Bean_bowl April 27, 2019

soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.

Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.

by Muuur dar June 9, 2019

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

clear paper

is when a person cums on a pl;ate and lets it dry for 24hrs then eats it.

clear paper

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

Pussy pamper

To give your vagina treatments that may improve the appearance of it

I’m going to the new salon down the road for a pussy pamper

by Lightbulb307 October 28, 2019