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america's next top model

A good show, that it's very repetitive. A lot of hoochie-mamas trying to be models when they can't even do their little turn on the cat walk, yeah on the cat walk they can't even do their little turns on the cat walk. They think their too sexy for their cats, too sexy for their cats, so sexy it hurts. ooh yeah, good show by the way, I watch it, you got a problem? I like how Tyra Banks tried to be all Oprahish when she yelled at that crack-head, ghetto hoochie of Tiffany, like she cares, ha!
same thing over and over:"Congratulations, you are now one step closer towards becoming America's next top model." what will you do, coke or pepsi?
America's next top model winners:
1st year winner: Adrian, now too fat to model,was on Surreal lif eand now fucks Peter Brady.
2nd year winner: joanna or Johanna, I thought she was pale, I don't know if she models still.(Mercedez should have won, she has Lupus for god's sakes, naw, Shandy should have won, but she fucked this Italian dude, and turned into shit.
3rd year: Eva pigford,Pig for what? for that ho, oh hell no!
4th year: Go Naima, its your Bithday!She has a twin.
5th year:I hate that bitch Lisa, and that bitch Kim is so arrogant and so Lesbian,Nicole too pale. My prediction: Bre and Nik, showdown, winner:?
they always kick out the "fat" models.
by too sexy November 9, 2005
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Teen Model

Someone who is shallow and think the world is just about looks, they say they look ugly to there friends when really they think their 'fit.' They tell everyone about modelling when no one really cares as everyone has normally got better qualifications than they have. They think the world evolves around them and that everyone should compliment them and they become a right bitch when you don't, and when you disagree with them.
Teen Model: OMG! I got through into teen modelling. Wish me luck i need it!!
You: erm? yeah you do need luck!
Teen Model: Just because i prettier than you, You stupid slag!
by anonyyyymousssss October 22, 2011
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BEAST MODE

A state of mind of mental crazyness that you unleash on everyone
When your at the pool throwing kids in hit your fist together twice and shout BEAST MODE
by Runingwitknifes May 22, 2008
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modementia

Modementia is the state of having a fucked-up modem.
I was getting signed off like crazy, I had modementia.
by Matthew Pryce July 11, 2006
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Modding

What makes the saturn guys think their JDM
Bob: Dude the modding I did was soooo JDM!
Bill: You mean the fart can and stickers? Of course not.
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Model citizen

A citizen who's a model is a model citizen.
The girl was a model citizen. She was law abiding, it was everyone else who was the criminals. Her double standards didn't count as double standards.
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[Gup Mode]

To be dissed by ones hommies for committing a foolish act.
A Gup Mode occurs when someone does something stupid and the event is witnessed by another, or a group.
To signal a Gup Mode, simply give a double chop to the right hand side of your neck using your right hand.
by Durvid Lurfurty December 17, 2006
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