Matthew

Matthew is the most gay person in the universe, who is obsessed with basketball.

Haha look at that Matthew over there, he’s so gay!!!

by Poopyman1233 February 13, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a person with a huge penis, I’m talking HUGE. Definitely bigger than anyone named archer

Man, Matthew has a huge penis
Yeah, he does

by Notnamedarcher October 5, 2021

Matthew

People who are named Matt that wants to be more like that one guy from the bible and just wants to get bitches when he knows he works a 9-5.

John "hey what's up Matt!"

Matthew "ITS MATTHEW"

John "oh yea bible guy"

by SL_lME October 6, 2021

Matthew Wilson

Matthew Wilson is a silly blobby boy. He has been struggling to come out as Mr. Blobby for a long time, and has been seen watching Blobby XXX in his room. Everybody has a responsibility to ensure that Matthew feels safe and can come out in his own time.

Matthew Wilson you silly blobby boy, you silly blobby boy

by Blobby Master October 7, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a persons who likes to give head

Matthew likes to give head to Roy

by Udayan232 October 14, 2021

matthew

Matthew is a very sweet guy who loves his gf and so in love w his gf and so cute and emo and cute actually so cute handsome gentleman

person1:omg who is that cute emo guy
person2:thats matthew the hottie

by el0raaaaaaa October 15, 2021

Matthew

Male version of a karen

My husband was a real Matthew today

by Macho_nacho16 October 16, 2021