Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.

"Jimmy Ham, the youngest son of the Porkston Family."
"Hey Adrian Pork, Did Jimmy Ham call you?"

by Pork Historical Society September 27, 2024

Jimmy Scott

Only the greatest Jazz singer in the world. He's like 90 years old and still making music. Ho yeah.

Ava: Hey, you want to listen to Jimmy Scott?
Steve: Who's Jimmy Scott?
Ava: Die. Now.

by freddy2fan April 29, 2008

Jimmy

The definition of masterbaiting too underage girls!

Yup thats Jimmy!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 3, 2020

Jimmy

Similar to a monkey or a pony, a Jimmy is used to refer to an amount of money - in this case £100,000. It originated in Glasgow slang in the early part of this century.

I've got about a Jimmy left to pay on my mortgage.

by Cadogan Sheila September 26, 2018

Jimmy wayne

A highly skilled penis speed bagger who indulges in multiple male partner escapades

That group of cops are a bunch of jimmy waynes.

by Barry Mc Cockinhim February 13, 2022

jimmy

A jimmy is slang for a condom

Yh did you wear a jimmy when you beat that bro

by lz2losse September 14, 2018

Jimmy thy Cartered

To die of Melanoma at age 100

Timmy’s mom: Timmy, your great-great grandfather has Jimmy thy Cartered after a fight with Melanoma

Timmy: Zoo wee Mama!

On December 29th 2024 at 3:45pm EST former president Jimmy Carter has Jimmyed thy Carter after a year in hospice care, may he rest in peace

by JoeMama the II December 31, 2024