screaming jesus

a shot that consists of bacardi 151 along with Tabasco sauce and pepper.
This drink will hit ur stomach make you puke, bunn ur inside..and make you scream for Jesus (Help)!!!

to end ur night quick..drink a screaming Jesus!!

by +E-Man January 12, 2008

Jesus bread

A supposed organic, gluten-free or other superfood product that makes extravagant claims.

I'm a hypochondriac and had ulcers and chronic diarrhea but a loaf of that Jesus bread fixed me right up.

by Twill_1 December 22, 2008

jesus gum

the gum that is sold at Sport's Authority.

eat jesus gum making you better feeling.

by TAcoBoXXX July 6, 2007

gays for Jesus

people who haven't read the Bible

We're gays for Jesus
What about Sodom and Gamorrah
What's that

by Bob Savage December 14, 2008

Jesus Juice

The ejaculation from a male genitalia.

I shot my jesus juice on her back.

by SwiftyOne April 19, 2005

Jesus' Niece

Someone who is highly revered in the hip-hop community. Notably put to fame by Kanye West.

"From the Polo fleece to the Jesus piece... I got family in high places like Jesus' niece" - Kanye West

by P.Caps December 21, 2010

Jesus Puff

When you get crusified while giving head to a priest.

"What happened to Mike the other day?"
"He got a Jesus Puff from father Mathews"

by Garry Coleman May 13, 2005