Granny Times

The decision to reject the idea of a night out and instead stay in, have a nap, and drink a cup of tea.

One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.

Didn't go out last night, decided to Granny it up instead with some Granny Times.

by Rodgers25 April 12, 2009

Crime Time

This isn't any specific time, it's a 24/7 way of life. It means to go so hard that it must be considered a crime. Used to describe a noun. Probably the dopest motto known to man kind. Can also be used in a hashtag. Therefore it is a saying, or a motto.

"Hey bro, what do you wanna do today?"
"Let's lift, I'm tryna get swole. Let's go Crime Time. #CrimeTime"
"Damn bro, you must really wanna go hard."

by Peej G January 5, 2014

Dexi-Time

Literally working when the fuck you want, regardless of Company working hour regulations

Connor: "Hey has anyone seen Declan today?"
Ed: "Nah, he works when he wants, he's on Dexi-time, sipping a Corona & Lime"

by massive G July 13, 2015

Prison Time

When you are a senior and get a freshman pregnant.

I had prison time.

by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018

Melon Time

A time for melons

Hey Kids it's melon time!

by SheepieJack May 29, 2016

time to bail

Simply means "I'm getting the hell outta here, I'm not hanging around."

"Uhh oh, the boss is on his way and he is pissed with you."
"Uhh, time to bail. Am gone."

by Adam-D September 7, 2016

Father Timing

This is when older people take a longer, more difficult time to do things. Sometimes, just because they can.

*an elderly couple taking a very long time to back out of a parking spot that you’re waiting for*

You: Holy fuck, they’re father timing us so hard right now.

by BattleItaly March 28, 2020