face fungus

Beard or moustache, esp. one of poor coverage or one that is poorly groomed.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.

Dude, your face fungus makes you look like a teenage hipster.

by Tangoes with Dingoes September 28, 2015

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Face Lint

When ever you shave your face and miss a small patch of hair that is very noticeable by others. It is called Face Lint.

Man 1: "Did you shave this morning?"
Man 2: "Yea why?"
Man 1: "Because you got a little face lint there."

by Gregory P. Stapleton November 15, 2009

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Bonk Face

An idiot, a bit of a tool. Usually directed towards a female in a flirty insulting way.

Also

Cum face or sex face.

"I don't want to go out for lunch"

"Oh don't be a bonk face!"

Or

"Brenda said I had a great bonk face last night when I spunked all over her tits"

by Clungeplunger March 21, 2013

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Walnut Face

A person who has a very round face coupled with hair matching the color of a walnut.

Oh My God, She's SUCH a Walnut Face!

by anudimog1 June 17, 2010

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Shred face

The unintentional weird and often humorous face(s) one makes whilst engaging in a mentally strenuous activity. Most often used in reference to the face a guitarist makes while "shredding".

Dude, your shred face is hilarious. You look you're trying to mouth words and your bottom lip keeps twitching. Do you need to blink that much?

by Trogdor90 May 22, 2017

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