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Eat my ass

A phrase often used by flat girls when on the losing side of a argument usually resulting in the other person in said argument saying “what ass” by doing that you make them the real booty consumer

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Him: Well I’m not the one wh-

Her: Eat my ass

Him: what ass

Her: *visible frustration*
by Ayka January 6, 2020
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dog’s gotta eat

When you are in need of sex and you want it badly. You are willing to lower the bar as well in order to gain sex as it has been a long period of time, theoretically you are starving for sex.
A: ‚Hey Kevin, what are you up to tonight?‘. ‚I‘m going over to the girl I met earlier. You know, dog’s gotta eat ‘.
by Fackelspan March 7, 2018
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Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year
Hey bro, when is ass eating season,”365 days of the year brother”.
by Ass eater DC69 February 2, 2019
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I will eat you

A Political part and Catch phrased Coined By Aisle Five's Very own Al;bert Bigginz (THATS ME BIOTcH) who coined it durring a rhyme..anyways it means Aboslutly nothing
*reporter* Mr. Bigginz What do you know about the "I will eat you party?"
*Me* Bitch i know Nothin 'Cept if you ask me another dumb Question " I WILL EAT YOU BIOTCH I AM SUBWAY AND I RESERVE THAT RIGHT. VOTE FOR ME "
by Albert Bigginz April 7, 2005
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eat shit and die

When your life truly sucks, and you shouldn't be around anymore. When you are a no good asshole and suck a llamas dick, you fucking JERK. When you fail out of school.
Chris: I failed my Music Production course, I'm not gruaduating.

Professor: eat shit and die!
by adda jones June 11, 2006
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eat a dick yo

a magical assembly of words which could imply multiple meanings: tell someone to "buzz off", affirmation of excitement, tell someone they are incorrect, an expression of excitement, ect.
Statement: Nick is going to absolutely crush you in the hot dog eating contest, you stand no chance.

Response: Eat a dick yo!
by Holmania August 9, 2008
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Eat My Stink

by MLPNYC1 November 13, 2019
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