klump dump

an big dump of klump

look at that klump dump!

by safesoap November 9, 2017

Hump and Dump

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee

Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump

by 😂bitchin! November 9, 2017

hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

protest dump

Relieving oneself in front of a locked bathroom. Don't lock our turds out!

After a lovely hike, was chagrined to find the park bathroom locked up tight. So I dropped trou and lodged a protest dump to remind city workers who they work for.

by MohFoh December 11, 2017

Spunk Dump

Verb. Take a spunk dump. Shoot a load out my dickhole.

I asked wifey if I could take a spunk dump on her titties just like I saw in a porn video while she was in the shower. She said maybe.

by KaySee101 March 7, 2018

burst dump

verb

1. to post an annoyingly large number of pictures to a social media platform, most commonly being Instagram; usually followed by losing a massive number of followers due to the flood of posts from the same account.

noun

2. a flood of posts to a social media platform from a single account, often inciting anger and irritation followed by hitting the "unfollow" button; rightly so.

Verb

Guy 1: Yo, you got Insta?

Guy 2: Yah, but I only use it to burst dump like once a year.

Guy 1: Oh, weird... *quietly unfollows Guy 1*

Noun

Girl 1: Ugh, did you see Chad's Insta? You should totally unfollow him.

Girl 2: Uh, why?

Girl 1: Because he only burst dumps and never replies to me.

Girl 2: Ew, really? What a loser.

by The Dude Abides, Man May 10, 2018

dump

i need to take a fat shit

hey , could i use your bathroom, i needa take a dump

by luca lover🍼 March 12, 2018