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dad eye

When your dad stalks and watches you when you are with your boyfriend.
Dude, you are getting some serious dad eye right now!
by @jmini249 January 15, 2017
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It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.
Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.
by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023
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Dad

A man who supposed to be their daughter first love.. a man who supposed to heal their child.. a man who supposed to always be there for his wife and child.. a man who supposed to love his wife and child with all his heart.. a man who supposed to be hero to his family..

Too bad not all 'dad' can do that..
Child : mom where's dad?
Mom : honey.. we divorced..
Child : oh..
by 123hello321bye March 14, 2023
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Dad

Dad..?
ohh, you mean the milkman but does'int come to give milk to my house
my dad has gone to buy milk he says where he's going they have very sweet and tasty milk so my daddy is buying it for me!
by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022
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DAD CAR

Person 1 - Do you know the ex girlfriends of shashwat modani?
Person 2 - Yeah bro everyone knows its DAD CAR.
by paulallen11 July 26, 2022
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dad bot

jump off a cliff backwards with a potato sack on your head
then
let your body get eaten by the rats as you cling onto the last of your life
you will feel your skin pierced and yanked at
the flies will nest in your eyes
it will render you blind and then you will try to bite on your tounge to let that blood loss kill you but no
hot coals will be used to cauterise and burn you
unable to die from blood loss
you will try to stop breathing
you finally succeed
you realise you are still alive
you are in purgatory
you will be in constant pain and agony
your life will have meant nothing
you will perish
no one will remember
your corpse will be unrecognisable
you will have a closed casket funeral
only your children will arrive, they try to open your casket and see you
the state of your weak flesh has been rotted to a horrid extent
the disgust causes your children to kill themselves instantly on the spot
by tiddiemilk April 18, 2022
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Indian Dad

Stereotypical Indian dad is the biggest extrovert you will ever see in your life, daddy issues, trats wife very badly, checks browsing history at random times, hits you, daddy issues, makes you go to Kumon, Maths Kangaroo, Aops, MathsMasters, MathCounts, any math learning website, RoBOticS FrEaK, "either doctor, engineer, or lawyer" otherwise there is no other job, doesn't validate your feelings or interests, we Indian kids be havin daddy issues
Indian Dad:"Son, You got B+ on Maths test? Nisha darling, you are the only child now."
by Arya Upadhya December 28, 2021
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