Chode

One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.

Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!

by Glitterdragon420 September 18, 2020

Chode Virus

If someone with a chode touches you, you have the “chode virus” and your sick will be the size of a 1x1 logo piece.

Damn Ryer you have the chode virus

by TheUrbanTales September 22, 2020

Chode Virus

When someone who has a chode touches one another, and it spreads to the next guy witch now he has a chode

Johnny: Oh my god I have a chode?!!
Mike: don’t touch me I’ll get the chode virus,,

by TheUrbanTales September 24, 2020

Chode

A dick that is like 10 inches wide and 2 cm long

Senario
Man with chode: hey sexy wanna touch my big fat cock
Female:ew no get that ugly chode away from me you cock lookng ass rat

by Misseshippo November 8, 2020

Chode

A word used to describe loving your mother in a platonic context.

Hey mom, I have a fat chode

by imbaconlol November 12, 2020

Choded

Being in possession of a Chode, usually, only males have this. To call something Choded can mean that they physically have a Chode, or it is simply bad at something. If you are calling an inanimate object Choded it means it's stubby and short.

The neanderthal's short, stubby figure made them a Choded species of early monkey.

by ChodedKing September 29, 2020

chidemba

A man, a myth, a legend.
Long ago in a land of nothingness there was a man, a hungry man.
A man obsessed with noodles.
He loved noodles so much he made his hair into noodles.
He is also noodle like, flexible, long ;) , nimble.

The story of this man is commonly known as ‘Noodle head’.

I like noodles - chidemba

by Killa noodle October 3, 2020