brown taco

a very untidy vagina; when one does not clean their vagina

Guy 1: Dude I could not go down on her.

Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: She has a brown taco.

by Johnny Five-O September 14, 2011

Russel brown

The remnants of human waste or feces, covered in or containing hair. "Russel" originating "Russel dust" which is known as dead hair.

"Hey you guys see that Russel brown I laid, hairy bastard isn't it."

by Samwwwwwww January 14, 2008

Brown Lobster

When you're having anal sex with a girl which she finds too painful and her anus clenches tightly on you penis pinching it like a lobster claw.

"Dude, did you get anal off your girl last night?"

"Yeah but I went too deep and her brown lobster squeezed on me so tight it hurts when I pee!"

by ChristmasPartySam January 9, 2010

Brown Iceberg

Shitting in someones mouth and leaving a small peak sticking out of the mouth so 80% is below the surface and 20% is visible.

He had such a large brown iceberg rammed in his mouth.

by browniceberglover October 25, 2011

brown eye

the hole in my ass

wen ur mom gave me a lap dance i could see her brown eye winking at me

by your best friend April 20, 2003

brown turban

a term for a defecation.
Rolling a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: hey where you goin? the show is about to start.

Man 2: I gotta go roll a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: oh ok.

by Jericho Whiplash August 18, 2010

Gettin Brown

Laying out, getting a tan.

JD is gettin brown at Miramar beach.

by Birincoolio January 15, 2009