Bob's your monkey

An alternate version of the classic expression bob's your uncle.

who's your uncle?
i don't know but "Bob's your monkey"

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch May 3, 2011

Henning Head Bob

the act of nodding your head, in agreeance with a comment. comparatively to a bobble head, but not as bouncy, well... maybe a little bounce. usually the henning head bob follows with an "alright" or "umm".

me: "hey man, how's your day going?"
not alan: "good man, just got my borla exhaust put on, and bought a new tactical shotgun"
me: "you said that yesterday"
not alan: "alllllllllllllll-right" *Henning Head Bobs head*

by throat_yogurt69 October 12, 2020

Mista Big Bob

Mista Big Bob is a strain/brand of K2 Spice that was popular in the southern united states in the late 2000s. Its packaging featured an image of gangster spongebob holding a wad of money and wearing a luxurious pimp outfit. It was notoriously potent and caused several hospitalizations, with several users experiencing convulsions, muscle spasms, and stuttering after smoking a small amount.

Dwayne: fuck school nigga, blow mista big bob

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

cool cat bob

cool cat bob is the holy figure that ended bobby 's(bobby bot for short) life with one blow and stopped thanos because thanos is allergic to cool cats . you are smelly

cool cat bob will kill you on fortnite

by not bobby ;) February 11, 2019

Bottle cap Bob

A gross Uncle who puts bottles in his ass and hits them with a hammer until they break. Resulting in numerous ass surgery's

Bottle cap Bob is in the hospital once again for his ass play fetish with bottles.

I wonder if he can open a Corona

by missispokes April 28, 2009

Bob The Purple Cow

The biggest Asshole on the planet

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow

by hamturkey May 16, 2017

Billy-Bob complex

When a man thinks he is not good enough for his partner due to thier amazing beuty, talent, charm etc. Derived from Billy-Bob Thorton's post-divorce comments in which he stated that he didn't think he was good enough for Angelina Jolie and that she deserved someone better than himself.

"My boyfriend always thinks I'm going to leave him and says I should find someone better than him. He so has Billy-Bob complex!"

by Shaynish February 22, 2009