hot turkey

No shits given or savage.

Jimmy was hot turkey when he decided to fill Principal Welker's car up with large dildos.

by sweeticedtea25 June 4, 2019

Mud Turkey

A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.

Look at the mud turkey!

by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2011

Slim Stringed Turkey

An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.

Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!

by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021

garbage can turkey

The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving

*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"

by Denverite00 February 23, 2017

Warm turkey

Aka room temp turkey, microwaved turkey. Opposite of cold turkey. When you try to get addicted to something all at once.

I'm doing warm turkey heroin

by Booturkey February 10, 2024

Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

Stuff the Turkey

When a person sticks their dick in a turkey and uses the juices as a replacement for lubricant.

“Yea I ran out of lube yesterday so I had to stuff the turkey!”

by Grapefruit Style November 10, 2017