Peter

Ever heard of Golden Retriever energy? Well that's Peter. He's a very loyal and loveable guy. He'll be by your side the moment you're upset and won't leave until he knows you're feeling better. At first he may seem a bit shy and awkward, but he's simply hiding his bubbly and friendly personality. Not to mention he's incredibly handsome. Peter has been through some tough times in his life, but that's what makes him Peter. He knows what it's like to go through dark times and he always wants to be there for you to keep everything bright and happy. Never let go of a Peter once you have one.

He's got so much energy. He must be a Peter.

by PinkCarnations July 9, 2022

Peter

The sweetest most adorable and cute guy (also a marvel character just wanted to make it clear) he is soooooooo funny and so sweet and caring he loves to do anything with you and is basically the love of your life you will never forget a Peter and they never forget you he is or acts just a like teenager and make sure to HOLD ON TO A PETER!!!!

Peter is the type of person to have energy anytime at all

by Marvel is AMAZING May 14, 2021

Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb

When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back

by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022

A hand full of Peter

a band from the animated american sitcom "Family Guy" consisting of charters Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin.

songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"

Tristan: What's a hand full of Peter? Another blow job joke on Family Guy?
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.

by Soctor2 September 12, 2017

Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.

Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.

by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023

peter völk

best butcher in the world

Peter Völk is the best butchery in the world!

by ImBlackMexxx January 3, 2017

Peter Frickface

He’s friends with Hankenbert Buffberry and he’s involved in the history of scumbags (one of the first ever scumbags on Earth!) Peter’s mummy burned all her toes and offered them to Peter, but he refused because he hates Barclays. There’s a lot of debate among historians whether or not Peter is a good guy, but he’s a marmite hater so there must be some good in him.

“Hey, it’s Peter Frickface!”
“It looks like his circuits are broken!”

by Nugget06 September 20, 2022