Whenever he bends down to pick up anything he can’t help but blow a waffle so loud it will startle the bejeezus outta you.
by Jeeja December 16, 2022
Get the Blow a waffle mug.I couldn't make it from the shower to the toilet so I had to waffle stomp my business down the drain.
by Roulettie September 12, 2020
Get the Waffle Stomp mug.On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025
Get the Easter Waffle Stomp mug.It is extremely hard to get rid of an Eggy waffle Febreze is usually required to mask the smell or failing that get the fuck out of the room.
by Stayout February 21, 2019
Get the Eggy waffle mug.by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019
Get the I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES mug.Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.
The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...
by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017
Get the Twat waffle mug.When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..
Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.
Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.
by Sergeant Squid November 23, 2016
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