Uncle Granda

Cunt that's been in aw eh wars, aw eh films n been pished through aw em.

Mind uncle granda pure mad saving Ryan

by Hand Jobbies October 29, 2019

Uncle Fucker

When some one fucks some one else's uncle

Iv'e fucked more uncles than you uncle fucker

by Chikabille February 10, 2021

Uncle Jim

Not someone who should be within 50 miles of a school zone.

My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*

by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022

Uncle

Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.

You: I have an uncle.

by MsJacques August 14, 2023

haji uncle

He is a wise man that prays while driving . Mashallah.

Haji uncle drives and prays .

by Jack 3rd James JR November 21, 2021

ur uncle a lesbo

An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.

John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo

*johns penis evaporates*

by JOHN THE NIGGA March 14, 2018

Ora's uncle

giving a slow kiss or a slow kisser

Oh! you're like Ora's uncle!!

by Elia313 November 26, 2018