allow us to acquire this loaf

let's get this bread

Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you

by How To Be Ignorant 101 October 8, 2019

Use your own words

Oooohhhh... ok. I see it. Yeah, I just watched that "Don't worry darling" movie. It was alright. I'm a little disappointed I DIDN'T write any of it. I was like 90% sure I'd have a line or two.... Oh, well I guess...

Iam "Wait, so... Are we supposed be the wife? The blonde?"

Hym "Hmmm.... Yes. Yes we are."

Iam "Right, cus he says 'If you have something to say, use your own words' right? So, yeah that makes me think it's, like, us. I mean, it was alright. Was that her first time directing? I mean, it was a good first attempt."

Hym "I feel like Jordan getting stabbed could have been more compelling. And the dialogue was a little on the nose. 'Silly man it's my turn now' or whatever? Blegh!"

Iam "Aw shit, spoilers..."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2022

Among us

a game where you leave your friendship behind

Cyan: YELLOW JUST VENTED AND HE KILLED BLUE IN FRONT OF ELECTRICAL
Yellow: NO I DIDN'T I SWEAR CYAN IS SUS.
Black: HAH you fools I am the imposer

Among Us in a nut shell

by This was a good definition December 11, 2020

among us

among is overrated and dead. stop playing it if you do

among us is terrible

by WOWAMONGUSSOFUNNYHAHAHAHAHAHAH February 4, 2022

Among Us Nutsack

1) An insult, calling you an insane person, or calling you weird.

2) A pair of testicles from a character from the popular hit game 'Among Us'

3) What is inside my pussy rn

1) Billy: "DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS LIGMA BALLS KISMA ASS DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE SUCK THIS PUSSY!"
Bob: "BRUH PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE I WILL TELL EVERYONE YOU ARE AN AMONG US NUTSACK."

2)
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3) 😳😳😳😳😳😳

by I<3fortniteporn May 2, 2022

black among us balls

fortnite

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by marcus sussy perry March 24, 2022

Flat Us

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by Flat us November 24, 2021