Twat

To hit something or someone

“Yo G, I’m gonna twat her tonight”

by ElliotLad123 December 8, 2017

Twat Swat

The female version of a cock block.

Jen twat swated me again by flaunting her tits in front of the guy I was talking to.

by Jarrell mafiosos June 30, 2018

crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

Twat

a baby kitten who has not been licked by its mother

Look at that poor twat! Better give it a lick!

Make sure someone licks that twat soon!

by sbroadhead3000 November 28, 2010

Rich twat

This is when a man or woman has so much money that it loses its value and they have no need for it. They also choose to flex upon all their company but they are usually very kind to the people around them and will ordinarily be charitable with their money.

Bill: hey you how Theo is such a rich twat.
Alex: yeah but he is very nice with it

by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX December 4, 2019

Twat

The past tense of 'tweet'.

The third-person singular simple present indicative form of tweet is 'twats'.

The present participle of tweet is 'twating'.

The past participle of tweet is 'twated'.

"I felt presidential when I twat at 3am".

by ClickyKnees February 22, 2019

Twat

Someone who exposes your crush in front of them and says they didn’t do it.

Idiot: “hey so you said you liked (name)?”
Y/n: “You stupid twat, they’re right behind us you uncultured seagull!”

by Kageyama is bae June 9, 2021