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thomas oliver

Thomas Oliver has the ability to break my heart because it is utterly mine. Going to throw up now.
by Edna Mode and guest August 2, 2018
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Thomas

This can be literally anything, anyone can write anything, looney tunes, banana sandwich, socket wrench, Ghislaine Maxwell's trial is happening right now and a dude drives a car through a marathon for no apparent reason OPEN YALLS EYES SEE WHAT THERE IS TO SEE
Thomas sleeps well at night knowing his opinion is objectively correct
by CoolStoryTom November 22, 2021
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Thomas

-Your parents sure love trains, dont they, Thomas?

-Shut up, im not named after that train.
by Okbuk27 November 30, 2022
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Thomas

Thomas is a guy absolutely obsessed with trains. His name may not be Thomas but it is his middle name or at least a nickname for him. He is EXTREMELY racist yet denies it quite a lot. He sits in his last class and wishes for the south to rise again. Even though, if that did happen he would be hung and killed because he is a RAGING HOMOSEXUAL. You probably know Thomas because you sit between him and his 'friend.' They probably fight like a marry couple and have couple quarrels every second of the class. It can be very annoying, however, I advise you not to say anything because if you do he will pull out a knife (illegal at school but he still has it????) and he will shank you in the side. Or he will smack you in the face. Or he might just shut down your computer. Either way, Thomas is crazy and psychotic. If you meet a Thomas who isn't actually a Thomas but that is his nickname due to his unhealthy obsession with trains (Seriously, he probably has like 1000 or more photos of trains on his phone. He also probably takes time off of school so he can go watch trains and film them for his youtube channel) avoid him because he is a strange creature.
Sidney: Yo, you'll never guess what Thomas said in class today.
Me: Let me guess, "Let the south rise again"
Sidney: Yeah, man.
Me: He's such a Thomas.
by Dobbzilla December 8, 2023
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Thomas

Thomas had the biggest shlong of all time his pp alone weighs 60 pounds and he still swings it around, talk about three legs.
Holy sh*t thomas has the biggest penis I have ever seen sommer ray is definitely into him
by Tshnizzle February 16, 2022
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Thomas

The coolest guy who loves bowling and being a premier member of the movie club. He love mini golf and extremely touristy attractions.
Went mini golfing today, I felt like such a Thomas
by BasketballBoy10 June 4, 2018
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thomas klok

Hé has a big back head
Thomas klok had a big back head
Thomas klok is a wordt that is used to identefy a goon
by De geheime man September 9, 2021
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