David Edwards Special

Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.

Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?

He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!

by Urb_Dict January 7, 2023

david the second wayne

the same as David but only the second. Wayne is rain with a lisp.

David the second Wayne was a twin and nephew to David the first.

by David the second wayne July 8, 2016

David Olvera Montiel

God Himself

Man: hello David Olvera Montiel
David: hello

by Father Mushroom May 28, 2018

Dr. David Haskell

A biologist who wrote The Forest Unseen, a fantastic book about how Haskell stared at a spot in the forest in Tennessee everyday for a year. He discusses ferns, moss, trees, small animals, and even takes his clothes off for 5 minutes in the middle of winter.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.

"who turned grass into a book?"

"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"

teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*

"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."

by Bernardo March 17, 2019

david markey quinn

A little bitch boy who is four feet tall and thinks he is funnier than he truly is. You can tell that he is near from the smell of garbage a mile away, and always finds a way to make you feel sad, no matter what.

Oh no, here comes David Markey Quinn. I can already feel the grief overflowing in my veins.

by Bingbongnotowen May 31, 2018

God David dazzle

David is a god. Everyone worships David because he is David. There is a David religion called Davidism, everyone has a roll in Davidism. There is a David currency, David blesses those with this special currency if they are loyal. All must worship David and God Eve, God eve is a whole other subject.

All worship God David Dazzle

by Truthsayerofdavidism November 26, 2021

david avalon lopez

worst speller in the world.

david avalon lopez sucks at spelling.

by bestspellerintheworld August 6, 2011