La Coste, Texas

Where?

"I'm from La Coste, Texas..."

"...cool?"

by lacostian November 18, 2011

Midland, Texas

A city to the west of Texas which has a booming oil industry.

Welcome to Midland, Texas.

by sus1 June 9, 2018

Texas

Texting on your cell phone while driving a Lexus.
Warning: Void in all leases.

I know I've made it now; I'm Texas.

by Shawt November 20, 2009

texas chainsaw

When a man tries to saw his penis into your poon

Man Jeff tried to texas chainsaw me last night

by Jbroiz December 29, 2013

South Texas Zombie Defense

acronym for South Texas Zombie Defense

look up South Texas Zombie Defense
on myspace and join before they come

by EddieG December 31, 2008

Pink Texas Gold

The only good thing about the Bush family. see Nopehole

Pink Texas Gold would be nice if their father wasn't such a fuck.

by The Joe December 3, 2004

Texas Chili-Bowl

The act of a male eating the ingredients to texas chili and proceeding to make himself vomit on his girl's head. Then he places a bowl on her head and gives her a haircut.

Joey: I am kind of hungry. What should I eat for dinner?

Stephanie: I really need a haircut.

Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!

by Cesara June 19, 2008