spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 30, 2022

twat muffle

A British slang term for a tampon.

Oi, Carol do you have any twat muffles I forgot mine.

by Kilian Silverbrand August 28, 2021

shat on a twat

Another word for shit on a stick

Shat on a twat, get your shat on a twat only for $2

by dictionarydoge December 25, 2016

The Book of Twat

Noun:

A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.

I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!

by Big Saxy October 21, 2014

twat

josh.

oh look there’s a “twat”

by chlozzamadozza July 17, 2020

Twat

To define someone as dumb but saying Twat is a better way and hardly anyone knows what a twat is

Shush you twat

by Ash or bob cause i like shroom November 20, 2021

TWAT

slutty bitch hoe re

the girl on " Easy A " is a twat

by rick jaminson September 06, 2015