class clown

A person who will laugh about ANYTHING and when I mean ANYTHING I mean ANYTHING. Tbh, they act just like me. It's a funny/painful experience to keep up with lol.

"Jimmy, stop clown around!", Mrs.

Narcy said. "But I'm the class clown" "I don't care", she said

by anonymous December 23, 2022

hit the clown

"Hit the Clown" is lingo for make a run to Jack in the

Box

Dude no. 1: I'm baked to the bejesus
Dude no. 2: yeah, me too
Dude no. 1: wanna Hit the Clown?
Dude no. 2: yeah, let's go get some tacos

by anonymous December 10, 2023

Clown-meister

Another name for Donald Trump and his MAGA followers, and/or his political associates

If his mouth is open and running, that dumb clown-meister Trump is usually lying about something.

by Humanitiesguy October 10, 2022

Clown

You

Mike Hawk: You’re not a clown, not even the circus, you a whole carnival

by Ong fr moment December 11, 2020

Clown Music

A mysterious, cheerful yet very irritating music. The origins of the music are unknown. Possibly coming from creepy motorhomes but no one is brave enough to get close enough to see. This music plays and is heard an but strange, inappropriate moments. Some have been known to be with a hottie and see fireworks.. others have been known to be a hottie and hear clown music. If you were in an enclosed area with no hottie to distract you, listening to the clown music you would want to tear your fingernails off chew on them.

As he pressed me passionately against the side of my car, off in the distance mysterious clown music could be heard.

by jewel9952 August 1, 2011

Clown

A silly person.

How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience that they take his shit seriously? Or he blurts out that he's really in it for the money and power? It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster, part of hell has broken loose from the rest of hell and people are on edge because not all hell has broken or will break loose. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants everyone to take him/her seriously or tries to disarm them all. When the one on stage is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them, perhaps they should ask themselves a few more questions than they currently do, such as whether they even really think they are as hilarious as they think they are.

He/she was entirely too serious looking and sounding for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.

by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021

sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023