Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.

Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."

by Profound Observations July 13, 2025

Problem child

Mpimpi

Mpimpi is one naughty naughty child. She’s a problem child fr

by Lexv June 1, 2024

child

Son or daughter.

Child.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Trouble child

Opposite of golden child

A trouble child is mark

by 459395 May 24, 2023

Child Abuse

Withholding kinder eggs from your child.

Every parent in America commits child abuse because they cannot provide kinder eggs for there children.

by mondaymornings August 8, 2022

Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.

"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"

by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 9, 2022

Child of God

Jose angel flores because he goes to church

Jo is a child of god because he goes to church

by Suiiigangbanger69 November 24, 2021