rusty door hinge fart

A long,protracted fart that sounds like a squeaky door in a haunted house

That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

rusty dutch oven

When you fart all night under the covers completely naked and your hemroids are bleeding as well.

"Man I had a rusty dutch oven last night. This morning I had to wipe the poo and blood off of my roids before I could apply the Prep H. Although the smell wasn't too bad."

by Alex Tribec December 14, 2008

Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty

MCRD (Short For Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty) Means Something That Is Expressing More Dirty And Unhygienic . This Slang Phrase Or Word Comes From People Who Are Part Of Funny Stuff On Social Media. MCRD Is Expected To Be Funny To Some People But The Rhymes Are The Job.

"you see this quite old innit yeah"

"of course bro its Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty"
"Hahahahhaha this joke never ends"

by Bleddy Drills January 11, 2021

rusty box cutter

An STD infested box cutter.

That bastard had a rusty box cutter, and now my box is burning.

by Villa2 February 17, 2005

Rusty Hot Air Balloon

When a guy can't get his dick hard, he sets one ass cheek on the couch and one cheek off, and has a women/man blow warm air in his asshole, to make his dick rise.

See description.

Warren was with such a fucking beast that she had to give him a Rusty Hot Air Balloon to make his dick hard.

by Warren G-unit January 21, 2013

Rusty Old Cunt Slut

(Noun) A nasty, old bitch who sluts her saggy cunt about, usually in the direction of defenceless young men.

Distant inbred, sluttier cousin of the Cougar. Also related to the younger version (Cunt Slut)

Man 1: "Hey dude wtf is that thing over there?"
Man 2: "Oh shit. Be very quiet, that's Nancy, she's a Rusty Old Cunt Slut. Let's get the fuck out of here"

by QueenSlut July 5, 2016

Rusty Taco Churro

1: ( verb) when an old hispanic man dresses like Papa Noel, Holds a churro at his crotch. Another person milks the caramel out of “penis churro” while making a wish.

2: ( Adjective) What a silver fox dick tastes like

1. My uncle asked me what I wanted for christmas, I gave hime a rusty taco churro and said, cash.

2. I met chad on sugar babies. He showed me his net worth, I went down on him and it tasted like a rusty taco churro.

also the chain rusty taco has best churros.

by Godzeera66 February 7, 2021