Dummy Phone

An old Apple iPhone that still works through wifi like an iPod Touch, but cannot be used for any cellular features meaning it cannot work if not on wifi.

Person 1: Why does your apple email pop up?
PErson 2: Because you're on my dummy phone.
Person 1: Ohhh, put me on your main phone and not this hoe phone.

by Cristopaddy December 01, 2020

girlfriends phone died

she’s cheating on you, bro :(

“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night”

by poopydoopy12 September 02, 2021

Where is my phone?

Where is my phone?: Means that your phone is in your hand or you are dumb and wanted to search this up.

*Going to search where is my phone on urban dictionary* My feed back if you didn't have your phone how did you search this up? Dumb ass.

Person one: Where is my phone?

Person two: I don't know weren't you searching that up in your phone? Dumbass

by Donovan and Keoki roadhome kid April 25, 2018

Lone Shooter's Phone

Yeah, he was a tech guy or something, right? Some kind of engineer.

Hym "Can't get into the lone shooter's phone, huh? Welp... It's nail in the coffin or bust guys. Who's it going to be? I'm not going to submit to your God or whatever and I'm not going to prioritize women who aren't fucking me over me. So... What's it going to be? Pretty easy lay-up for either of you."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

phone-up

To stick a phone up your ass, as far as possible.

Wow, I phone-up'd yesterday and now need an X-Ray. Have you tried it?

by D Luo May 18, 2017

Phone Blind

When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it

When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind

by Katy Pig October 07, 2018

Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

by 11williams11 April 05, 2021