wheres my phone conversation

When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.

I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.

by anonymous June 29, 2021

Pay phone Boyfriend

A person's other half, who only stays around as they are being paid a monthly rent to stay around

girl 1: why does she look so upset?
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend

by the payee November 28, 2018

Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Server

A discord server ran by Minuteman (very short) and Goldy (likes crystals).
Regularly runs Gartic Phone events.

Hey man, are you joining the gartic event in Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Server later tonight?
No way man! Cris is there!

by retekt August 3, 2024

phone

your parents blame everything on this machine

me: My arm got shot!

mom: It's because of that damn phone!

by YulTheWizard January 29, 2020

Milk phone

When your phone battery gets down to 1% or 2%

Yeah buddy I'll give you a buzz here shortly.

You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!

by Maxwell65 June 3, 2019

Phone is in the fridge

When you’re friend is MIA and won’t text the group back.

Friend 1: hey has Brett texted you back lately?
Friend 2: no, I think his phone is in the fridge

by Fuhfuh June 29, 2018

android phone

a paperweight that belongs in the 2013 mac pro; so horrible and slow its comparable to rotting natural matter and animal waste, its truely pieces of sh

android phones belong in the 🗑️

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024